I’m similar to a horse — with the abundance of knobs, sweat, and fierce urination — but my teeth are smaller and really, physically, I resemble an elephant shrew more. We both share that undeniable staggering beauty found in a plump oblong body; a body so swollen that it would seem nearly impossible to move, let alone balance on our tiny sprouting twig-like limbs. Still, though, my lack of fur and unfortunate spotted skin likens to that of an octopus; the texture, I’m certain, is comparable as well. Oh, but never can I forget those engorged lumps decorating the trail of my spine and my sponge-like greed of water. Which only then leads one to suspect a camel…
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